So is anyone on this fucking station an exorcist? Because apparently I need one.

[ It's a pissed ODST, and he's prodding his finger at the camera/device with a scowl on his face. Static flickers throughout the transmission. ]

--the fucking hell, 'network errors.' This shit is so high tech it can kidnap people from other dimensions or whatever, and it can't turn the lights on in the morning ( Read more... )

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[ derp derp punching buttons and swearing and trying not to be freaked out of his mind ]

--the fucking fuck, I don't need thi-- oh.

[ angrily, ]

This is Private O'Brien, UNSC Destroyer 993. Whatever cocksucker is responsible for all this-- [and he stabs a finger in the general vicinity of behind him] --I've got a bullet with your name on it. I ( Read more... )